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Clinton Insists Oxygen Mask Is New Fashion Statement

Our favorite presidential candidate has recently been spotted wearing what her campaign team says is the hottest new fashion trend. According to Clinton’s campaign managers, the oxygen mask and tank that she has begun to wear represents a glamorous new trend in fashion and is part of an attempt to reach out to the young, hip voter base.“We realize […] Read more»

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Hillary Clinton Short Circuits After Water Is Spilled On Her

In what you could call a “shocking” turn of events, Democratic nominee for President of the United States, Hillary “Go-Ham” Clinton, seems to have “short-circuited”, per se, after one of her fans spilled their drink on her as she was signing a copy of her brand new book for them. Now with affair management tips! Upon […] Read more»